A Woof in Sheepcoating – Friday, April 19, 2013

“Truth be told, I have spent my life living with a big secret—so big, in fact, I didn’t know it myself.”

Home Dog-Cor — Friday, March 22, 2013

“Quick, someone call HGTV—I need a show!”

Bunny Love — Friday, February 8, 2013

“After all, society has essentially defined bunnies and rabbits as veritable love machines. If you believe all you read, you lagomorphs really know how to get it on!”

Dog & Style – Friday, January 11, 2013

“I mean, Marc Bouwer is fabulous—and my daddies know him personally—but a canine-focused “Marc BowWow” mentality is completely unnecessary for any dog owner.”

CELEBUDOG: The Best of TWJ – Friday, November 30, 2012

“Though I would like to believe my readers have committed every piece of my sage advice to memory, even I wag my tail a tad harder at revisiting some of my more clever 2012 bon-mots.”

A Paws to Give Thanks – Friday, November 16, 2012

“However, like so many us in dire need of ego stroking, I chose to “beg” for inspiration from the best available outlet: The Facebook.”

Motor Skills – Friday, November 2, 2012

“Besides, don’t a lot of NASCAR fans ultimately appear as guests on Springer?”

Pauwlitcally Correct — Friday, October 19, 2012 

“After all, when it comes to American politics, it’s a dog-eat-dog world.”

Dogged Determination — Friday, October 5, 2012

“Whether man or beast, it’s simply better to live a life of purpose than to die without one.”

There’s No Place Like Home — Friday, September 21, 2012

“However, proceed very cautiously. Any activity perceived as an “anxiety disorder” will result in a heapin’ helpin’ of Puppy Prozac.”

New Tricks, Old Dogs — Friday, September 7. 2012

“For example, can you just imagine what a Bloodhound would look like after Botox injections? Yes—you’re right—Bruce Jenner.”

Take Back Wall Street – Friday, August 24, 2012

“If you’re speaking about ‘Wall Street,’ the nation’s financial hub in New York City, there are days I’d like to take a big poop there as well.”

Opposable Thumbs are Overrated – Friday, August 10, 2012

“If you had to eat the same grub day in and day out, I bet you wouldn’t let the absence of opposable thumbs keep you out of a sealed peanut butter jar either.”

Curse You, Sarah McLachlan – Friday, July 27, 2012

“First, you must understand your human does not have the emotional control God gave a gnat so you must take charge of the situation.”

Answers from an Airedale – Friday, July 13, 1012

“I have seen countless human males roll over on their backs in desperate hopes of receiving some sort of immediate attention.”

It’s a Dog’s Life? – Friday, June 27, 2012

 ”One can only be referred to as a ‘know it all’ if, in fact, one knows it all. Lucky for you, I do.”

Humorist, Editorial Writer, Speaker, and Entrepreneur Randall Kenneth Jones is the creator of professional-courtesy initiative, RediscoverCourtesy.org, and the “confessional development” chronicle, AttackBunnies.com. His creative communications agency, MindZoo, is dedicated to the development of highly targeted and innovative written and visual communications for use across today’s wide spectrum of online and offline media.